Chewing Over a Message to You
Overview[edit]
Chewing Over a Message to You is the second unit audio drama that was released alongside the unit song Telepathy on May 24, 2021.
Transcript[edit]
Belphegor: Beel, about that surprise for you-know-who, apparently we each have to record a message into this stuffed toy.
Beelzebub: Oh, sounds tasty.
Belphegor: What’s tasty about that? Were you even listening?
Beelzebub: Ah, yeah. So, what’s the message for?
Belphegor: It’s to cheer them up when they’re feeling lonely in the human world.
Beelzebub: Okay, here I go.
Belphegor: Already?!
Beelzebub: I just need to make them feel not lonely, right?
Belphegor: You’re so confident. Here I go, I’m hitting record.
Beelzebub: Uh, Belphie, it’s kind of embarrassing doing this in front of someone so look over there.
Belphegor: Got it.
Beelzebub: Here I go. 3, 2, 1.
*Chewing noises*
Beelzebub: Okay, all done.
Belphegor: Nice. Wait, no! All you did was record yourself eating potato chips!
Beelzebub: Because when they listen to this, they’ll be so hungry they’ll forget about being lonely.
Belphegor: Beel, I think that’s just you.
Beelzebub: You might be right. But I have to say, you must be a genius to realize I was eating potato chips.
Belphegor: I’m not sure that makes me a genius. I’ve just heard the sound of potato chips being eaten more than anyone thanks to you. Anyway, what about the message?
Beelzebub: Right. Okay, look over there.
Belphegor: Okay.
Beelzebub: 3, 2, 1.
*More chewing noises*
Belphegor: What are you doing, eating chocolate chip cookies!
Beelzebub: That’s correct!
Belphegor: All right! Wait, no. Can we stop with the chewing sounds?
Beelzebub: You were even able to tell they were chocolate chips. You're amazing.
Okay, here I go again. Look over there.
Belphegor: Wait! I might be able to tell by the smell so I’ll hold my nose. Wait, why am I taking apart in this game of “Guess the chew”?
Beelzebub: Does it matter? Let’s hurry and start the third round.
Belphegor: Bring it on!
*Chewing noises*
Belphegor: This one’s too easy.
Beelzebub: Yes, Mr. Belphegor.
Belphegor: It’s fried chicken, specifically made with thigh meat!
Beelzebub: You are correct! Let’s move on to round four!
*Even more chewing noises*
Beelzebub: Yes, Mr. Belphegor!
Belphegor: Um... It’s ice made with...soft water!
Beelzebub: You are correct!
Belphegor: Yes! Yes!
Beelzebub: Okay, time for the bonus round. There will be two pieces of food this round. But if you guess both, you will get double points.
Belphegor: All right, let’s go!
Beelzebub: Here goes the bonus round!
*Chewing noises, but it's with 2 foods this time*
Belphegor: This is a hard one. Hmm...
Beelzebub: Okay, let’s see if you got it, Mr. Belphegor.
Belphegor: It was a croissant sandwiched between slices of toast! No...? What was that laugh? What, what, what? Ahh? Which is it? Haa? Which is it?
Beelzebub: You are correct!
Belphegor: Yes! I knew it!
Beelzebub: Finally, round five.
Beelzebub: What are...we doing right now?
Belphegor: Ah, what are we doing?
Both: To be continued!
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