Mammon and the Cat
Overview[edit]
Mammon and the Cat is the second solo audio drama released alongside Mammon's character song Are You Ready? on September 25th, 2020.
Dialogue[edit]
English Translation[edit]
Cat: Meow... Meow, meow... Meow...
Satan: (I can't believe this. I touched the "Forbidden Book of Cat Transfiguration" and turned into a cat!)
Mammon: Hm? A cat? What's a cat doin' in the dining room?
Cat-Satan: Meow... Meow!
Satan: (It's Mammon!)
Mammon: There, there.
Cat-Satan: Meow, meow, meooow!
Satan: (Wha! He just picked me up from my scruff! ...Oh, no, what's he going to do to me now?!)
Mammon: Who's a cutesy wootsy little puddy tat?
Satan: (What...?)
Mammon: Where did you come from I wonder?
Satan: (Wow, he really likes me...)
Mammon: Are you lost?
Satan: (This is beyond surprising, it's now just plain gross.)
Mammon: Paw-some! You feline like playin' with the ball?
Satan: (Oh no, he's making cat puns...)
Mammon: Purr-fect, let's play a game to see if the ball lands on red or black?
Satan: (That's just roulette! That's not the kind of ball game you play with a cat!)
Cat-Satan: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meoooow!
Mammon: Oh, you don't li-cat, Nekozaburo?
Satan: (Nekozaburo? What a weird thing to call a cat!)
Mammon: What's with the cat-titude? Here, let me pet mew.
Satan: (H-Hey, he's brushing me with his credit card! Stop that! Don't use your card as a brush!)
Cat-Satan: Meow, meow, meow!
Mammon: Hm? No need to act so hiss-terical, Nekozaemon.
Satan: (That's not even the same name!)
Mammon: This is a-paw-ling, little kitty. I fur-got to feed mew! Meow, Mew want some paw-k?
Satan: (He's making more and more cat puns by the minute!)
Mammon: Meow, meow? Meow, meow! Meow, meooow, meow?
Satan: (He's gone full cat!)
Mammon: Hiss! Hiss! Hiss, hiss!
Satan: (Wha! He's hissing now! He...he's a cat. He's actually just a cat now.)
Mammon: Grr! Raw! Quack! Ee aw!
Satan: (What?! I don't even know what animal that was?!)
Mammon: Bzzzz! Zzzz, za! Grrr, grrr...
Satan: Ah, the effects of the book wore off and I'm back to normal.
Mammon: Satan... what're you doin'?
Satan: I should be asking you the same...
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