Solomon Quiz
Overview[edit]
Solomon Quiz is the twelfth solo audio drama that was released alongside Solomon's character song Our Destiny on May 25th, 2022.
Transcript[edit]
Asmodeus: No way, my idea for his surprise present is definitely better!
Solomon: Asmo, I'm looking for Lucifer, have you seen hi—
Asmodeus: What kind of dumb idea is that, Mammon?!
Solomon: Oh, sorry! Didn't notice you were on a call...
Asmodeus: Ah, Solomon, you came at just the right moment. We were thinking of getting you a surprise present as a thanks for helping us with our studies. But, Mammon's idea is lacking to say the least... And since I've got a pact with you, I definitely know you better than he does.
Solomon: Do you know what "surprise" means?
Asmodeus: Ah, that's right! Give me a Solomon Quiz!
Solomon: Solomon Quiz?
Asmodeus: A quiz about you, of course!
Solomon: Is that a thing?
Asmodeus: I've got Mammon on the line of my D.D.D to prove that I know you the best because we've got a pact!
Solomon: I'm not sure I get it... But I do appreciate your conviction... So let's do it! Time for the Solomon Quiz!
Asmodeus: Woohoo! Hello, Mammon? Solomon's about to ask me a bunch of personal questions about himself!
Solomon: You didn't have to say it like that...
Asmodeus: What? Mammon? You okay...? How dare you say something like that about my Solomon?! All right, Solomon, start the quiz.
Solomon: Uh, actually on second thought...
Asmodeus: Solomon! Question #1!
Solomon: Er, it's a bit embarrassing though...
Asmodeus: Solomon! Question #1!
Solomon: What is my favorite genre of music?
Asmodeus: Great question! I love how confident you are in me knowing since we've got a pact.
Solomon: Er, it's not quite like that but...
Asmodeus: I'll answer!
Solomon: Go ahead.
Asmodeus: Rock!
Solomon: That is...incorrect...
Asmodeus: What...?! Mammon? What is it? You knew that was wrong? What can I do? He's the Knowledgeable Sorcerer after all.
Solomon: Actually, people call me the Witty Sorcerer...
Asmodeus: He's so knowledgeable, so rock would be too simple... It's definitely a genre we've never even heard of, isn't it?
Solomon: What...?
Asmodeus: Okay, Solomon, what's the answer then?
Solomon: ...Classical.
Asmodeus: W-What...? That's a genre? Classic Solomon! You are indeed the Knowledgeable Sorcerer.
Solomon: You've definitely heard of classical music...
Asmodeus: Anyway! Next question!
Solomon: How about we call it a day?
Asmodeus: Solomon! Question #2!
Solomon: No, really though...
Asmodeus: Solomon! Question #2!
Solomon: Ahhh... What is my favorite fantasy novel?
Asmodeus: Oooh! Good question! Hello? Mammon? You think you know the answer? What are you talking about? It's more than clear you don't have a pact with him! I'm the one with the pact, so let me answer... Quiet down already! Space Pajama Party – Beauty Wars!
Solomon: Incorrect... Why did you go with that answer?
Asmodeus: What?! Well, because I'm the main character! I had Levi write it for me! Hmph, you should know those kinds of things... We do have a pact after all!
Solomon: Oh... I guess I should apologize. The correct answer was The Tale of the Seven Lords.
Asmodeus: Next, next! Solomon! Question #3! Question #3! Question #3!
Solomon: All right, all right! Am I a dog person or a cat person?!
Asmodeus: I have absolutely no idea!
Solomon: You didn't even think about it! I mean you've got a 50-50 chance, so you might as well guess on a hunch!
Asmodeus: Ahhh... It's no use... I've gotten everything wrong. Now I'm not too sure whether you'll like my idea for a surprise present.
Solomon: What was it?
Asmodeus: The Limited Edition Majolish Anniversary Full 500 Nail Polish Set!
Solomon: Incorrect! I mean, the full 500 nail polish set... It's more of your thing, Asmo.
Asmodeus: Hello? Mammon? What? What are you saying?! ...Solomon, Mammon wants to tell you his terrible idea of a present...
Solomon: I'm also afraid of hearing what Mammon's got to say...
Asmodeus: Well, duh! He doesn't even have a pact with you...
Solomon: What did he say?
Asmodeus: Something like... "The Seven Lords – the Anime, Limited Edition Blu-ray Box Set."
Solomon: Winner winner chicken dinner!
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