Stop Reading Over My Shoulder!

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Overview[edit]

Stop Reading Over My Shoulder! is the fourth solo audio drama that was released alongside Satan's character song Read My Heart on November 25th, 2020.

Transcript[edit]

Satan: Hmm, mm, hmm, hmm... Heheh.

Satan: Ah, this book is so good. I’m so glad I was able to get it out from the Royal Library. It’s so popular that I couldn’t find it anywhere.

Lucifer: Satan?

Satan: Huh?! Lucifer?!

Lucifer: Well this is a coincidence.

Satan: Tch...

Lucifer: What are you reading?

Satan: Nothing...

Lucifer: Excuse me, I’m going to just...

Satan: Wha! Hey! Don’t read over my shoulder like that!

Lucifer: Oh, this book. I was just wanting to read it too.

Lucifer: But it's so popular that I couldn’t get my hands on it. Mind if I sit down and read it with you?

Satan: Huh?! You want the TWO of us to read this ONE book?!

Lucifer: That's right.

Satan: Are you serious?! Why would I want to do that with you?!

Lucifer: I don’t think I remember asking. Also, you wouldn’t want Beel to find out who was behind his pudding disappearing from the fridge last week, now would you?

Satan: ...D-Dammit! That’s not fair!

Lucifer: Shhhhhh! We’re in a library. Okay, so now let me read over your shoulder.

Satan: Gr...

Lucifer: You're quite the way through, aren’t you?

Satan: ...Yeah, I guess.

Lucifer: Tell me what happened so far.

Satan: Wha?! Why should I...

Lucifer: Shhh! This is a library.

Satan: Tch, geez. There once was a protagonist who fell in love with a person from a place and...

Lucifer: Satan!

Satan: Hey, I should be the one getting mad! Why do I have to explain the...

Lucifer: That is so enthralling! Quick, let’s keep reading!

Satan: THAT moved you? All I did was randomly sum it up for you...

Lucifer: Leave the page turning to me. I am the one intruding after all, so it’s the least I could do.

Satan: Hmph. Whatever.

Lucifer: Okay, let’s read then.

Satan: W-W-Wait...! You’re going way too fast.

Lucifer: Sorry, it was as if the story was jumping off the page. Will you give me one more chance to be the page turner?

Satan: Fine...

Lucifer: Okay, let’s read.

Satan: W-W-Wait... Wait, wait, I can't see anything. I can't read any...

Satan: STOOOOOP! Is your entire purpose here just to turn the pages? You know books are about reading the words inside, right?

Lucifer: Ahh! What a heart-wrenching story!

Satan: Huh?! You actually understood the story?

Lucifer: Okay, let’s read what happens next.

Satan: Hey, w-wait! Give me a second! You’re going too fast! W-W...

Satan: How are you even turning the pages that quickly? How are your wrists physically able to do that?

Satan: What? Are you in pain?

Satan: Wha?! You finished turning every page already?

Lucifer: Wow, what a story.

Satan: So you were actually able to read it? What even are you?!

Lucifer: While the main character didn’t get with their friend in the end, seeing their growth was truly moving.

Satan: Wha... You just gave away the ending...

Lucifer: This book never gets old, no matter how many times I read it.

Satan: “No matter how many times I read it”?

Lucifer: Yes, it appears I had already read this book before. Well, I’ll be off now.

Satan: So that's why you taking the story in so fast? Which means...

Satan: All you did was spoil the story for me!!!

Satan: Ah...! Inside voices in the library.

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