Stop Reading Over My Shoulder!
Overview[edit]
Stop Reading Over My Shoulder! is the fourth solo audio drama that was released alongside Satan's character song Read My Heart on November 25th, 2020.
Transcript[edit]
Satan: Hmm, mm, hmm, hmm... Heheh.
Satan: Ah, this book is so good. I’m so glad I was able to get it out from the Royal Library. It’s so popular that I couldn’t find it anywhere.
Lucifer: Satan?
Satan: Huh?! Lucifer?!
Lucifer: Well this is a coincidence.
Satan: Tch...
Lucifer: What are you reading?
Satan: Nothing...
Lucifer: Excuse me, I’m going to just...
Satan: Wha! Hey! Don’t read over my shoulder like that!
Lucifer: Oh, this book. I was just wanting to read it too.
Lucifer: But it's so popular that I couldn’t get my hands on it. Mind if I sit down and read it with you?
Satan: Huh?! You want the TWO of us to read this ONE book?!
Lucifer: That's right.
Satan: Are you serious?! Why would I want to do that with you?!
Lucifer: I don’t think I remember asking. Also, you wouldn’t want Beel to find out who was behind his pudding disappearing from the fridge last week, now would you?
Satan: ...D-Dammit! That’s not fair!
Lucifer: Shhhhhh! We’re in a library. Okay, so now let me read over your shoulder.
Satan: Gr...
Lucifer: You're quite the way through, aren’t you?
Satan: ...Yeah, I guess.
Lucifer: Tell me what happened so far.
Satan: Wha?! Why should I...
Lucifer: Shhh! This is a library.
Satan: Tch, geez. There once was a protagonist who fell in love with a person from a place and...
Lucifer: Satan!
Satan: Hey, I should be the one getting mad! Why do I have to explain the...
Lucifer: That is so enthralling! Quick, let’s keep reading!
Satan: THAT moved you? All I did was randomly sum it up for you...
Lucifer: Leave the page turning to me. I am the one intruding after all, so it’s the least I could do.
Satan: Hmph. Whatever.
Lucifer: Okay, let’s read then.
Satan: W-W-Wait...! You’re going way too fast.
Lucifer: Sorry, it was as if the story was jumping off the page. Will you give me one more chance to be the page turner?
Satan: Fine...
Lucifer: Okay, let’s read.
Satan: W-W-Wait... Wait, wait, I can't see anything. I can't read any...
Satan: STOOOOOP! Is your entire purpose here just to turn the pages? You know books are about reading the words inside, right?
Lucifer: Ahh! What a heart-wrenching story!
Satan: Huh?! You actually understood the story?
Lucifer: Okay, let’s read what happens next.
Satan: Hey, w-wait! Give me a second! You’re going too fast! W-W...
Satan: How are you even turning the pages that quickly? How are your wrists physically able to do that?
Satan: What? Are you in pain?
Satan: Wha?! You finished turning every page already?
Lucifer: Wow, what a story.
Satan: So you were actually able to read it? What even are you?!
Lucifer: While the main character didn’t get with their friend in the end, seeing their growth was truly moving.
Satan: Wha... You just gave away the ending...
Lucifer: This book never gets old, no matter how many times I read it.
Satan: “No matter how many times I read it”?
Lucifer: Yes, it appears I had already read this book before. Well, I’ll be off now.
Satan: So that's why you taking the story in so fast? Which means...
Satan: All you did was spoil the story for me!!!
Satan: Ah...! Inside voices in the library.