Adventures in Voice Chat
Leviathan: Kill stealer! Damn, he got you.
Diavolo: My apologies, Leviathan, I messed up.
Leviathan: Nah, it was my bad. Plus, the controls are objectively hard for someone just starting out.
Diavolo: True... But I've got the h-*ugh*
Leviathan: Did you get motion sick?! FPS's are fu-*ugh* Y-Yeah...
Diavolo: By the way, what kind of controller are you using? Can I try it?
Leviathan: What? No?
Diavolo: Why not?
Leviathan: Because I'm talking to you through a headset from my room?
Diavolo: Oh, right you indeed. We were conversing so naturally that I forgot you weren't right next to me.
Leviathan: It's getting late, so how about we call it a day?
Diavolo: R-Right. Be careful getting home.
Leviathan: I'm still in my room... See ya. Oh, I almost forgot to feed Henry. Henry. All right, time for bed. Ah, I forgot to log out of the voice chat.
Diavolo: That was so much fun. But I do need to work on my aim.
Leviathan: Don't tell me Lord Diavolo forgot to log out too?!
Diavolo: That's it, I'm practicing every day now!
Leviathan: Why's he talking to himself so loudly?
Diavolo: Ah! Darn it! I've done it now.
Leviathan: Did he notice?
Diavolo: No... Crap! I did all I could, but I have been taken out! The first part was a bit long... I've fallen!
Leviathan: Is he practicing saying he's downed?
Diavolo: Communication is key in team games after all.
Leviathan: I guess so... Wait, did he just reply?!
Diavolo: Practice makes perfect you know?
Leviathan: Nope, still hasn't noticed...
Diavolo: I've been killed! On my X! I've been downed! I'm being shot!
Leviathan: Why's he always the one dying?!
Diavolo: I will die soon! I am nearing my demise! Barbatos, I didn't die once today! I didn't want to, but I died!
Leviathan: Why was one aimed at Barbatos? Was it wish fulfillment? I ain't goin' down! Or so I thought until I was killed!
Leviathan: It'd be better to practice ways not to die.
Diavolo: I should revise what Leviathan told me too. Leviathan... I won't drag you down anymore, so don't leave me behind!
Leviathan: Is that what it's like to play with me?!
Diavolo: It's like I can hear him in here now.
Leviathan: Yeah, I wonder why...?
Lucifer: Diavolo, I'm coming in.
Diavolo: Oh, Lucifer!
Leviathan: Lucifer's at the Demon Lord's Castle?
Lucifer: I need to talk to you. So... Could you stop that handstand?
Leviathan: He was doing a handstand?!
Diavolo: Ah, right, sorry. I was getting carried away. Is you-know-what... all okay?
Diavolo: Of course. Trust me, would you?
Lucifer: This information absolutely must not get out.
Diavolo: Don't you worry about that.
Leviathan: Your headset is literally still on.
Lucifer: Good. This absolutely, most definitely, must not be heard by anyone.
Diavolo: Naturally. And if it was?
Lucifer: We'd have to get "rid" of them.
Lucifer: But that would never happen, right?
Diavolo: As if someone could be listening in to us right now...
Lucifer: Right... Leviathan?