Save Me, Lucifer
Overview[edit]
Save Me, Lucifer is the first solo audio drama that was released alongside Lucifer's character song Arcadia on August 25th, 2020.
Transcript[edit]
Lucifer: This budget is impossible... I'll have to add 5%.
Leviathan: Lucifer, whatcha doin'?
Lucifer: Oh, Leviathan. I'm preparing the materials for the upcoming student council officers' meeting.
Leviathan: Hmm... Anyway, the Wi-Fi's been acting up. Any idea why?
Lucifer: If that's the case then... Sataaan!
Satan: Huh?
Lucifer: Would you please not download so many e-books all at once?
Satan: Wha.... How'd you know?
Leviathan: What, Satan again? Thanks, Lucifer.
Asmodeus: Lucifer!
Lucifer: Ah, Asmodeus.
Asmodeus: For today's look, which would go better; a black shawl or a white one?
Lucifer: I would say black.
Asmodeus: I thought so! I was just thinking the same thing. Helpful as always, Lucifer.
Beelzebub: Lucifer.
Lucifer: What is it, Beel?
Beelzebub: Lucifer, I was thinking about getting a whole roast havoc devil, but-
Lucifer: The salt's over there.
Beelzebub: Thanks, Lucifer! That's exactly what I was looking for!
Mammon: Lucifer!
Lucifer: Not Mammon...
Mammon: Lucifer! Can I borrow your credit card? Pretty please?
Lucifer: Fine, but don't spend too... Hey, wait a second. Don't try and take advantage of all this commotion to swipe my card! No, you can't!
Mammon: Hmph, so close!
Belphegor: *zzz* *yawn*
Lucifer: Belphegor, you'll catch a cold napping while standing up in a place like this. Go to bed.
Belphegor: *zzz*
Lucifer: I'm getting nowhere with these materials. I guess I'll do them in my room.
Leviathan: Lucifer, the Wi-Fi's acting up again...
Lucifer: Yeah, so, Satan!
Satan: Hmph...
Asmodeus: Lucifer, should I tuck my hair behind my ears or leave it untucked?
Lucifer: Maybe behind the ears would look better.
Beelzebub: *munch* *munch* Lucifer, I got this vampire bat sandwich and I-
Lucifer: The sauce's over there.
Mammon: Lucifer, so about your card-
Lucifer: No!
Belphegor: *zzz* *zzz*
Lucifer: What are you doing back here? I said go to bed!
Leviathan: Lucifer, the Wi-Fi!
Lucifer: Satan.
Satan: Hmph.
Asmodeus: Lucy, fur, yes or no?
Lucifer: Hey, don't be making puns with my name...
Beelzebub: Sushifer!
Lucifer: That applies to you and your sushi too!
Mammon: Lucicard!
Lucifer: Come on, that's not even close.
Belphegor: *snore* Luzzzifer *snore*
Lucifer: Don't snore my name in your sleep!
Leviathan: Lu...
Asmodeus: Ci...
Beelzebub: Fe...
Mammon: Rrrrrr.
Lucifer: Did you really just each say a different part of my name?
Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub: Lucifeeeer!
Lucifer: Don't harmonize! What in the Devildom do you all want? *sigh* Okay, I'm done...
Lucifer: Are you all happy now? Starting now, I ban you from uttering the name "Lucifer" for the next month.
Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, and Beelzebub: Whaaat?!
Diavolo: Lucifer.
Lucifer: Banned, I said! Banned!
Diavolo: Huh? What's gotten into you?
Lucifer: Ah, Diavolo, it's nothing.
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