Pandas Mean Profit! - Devilgram
Mammon | |
Pandas Mean Profit! |
Intimacy: | Mammon Lv. 7 |
Card: | Pandas Mean Profit! |
Story 2: | Story Key x3 |
Story 3: | Story Key x5 |
Story 4: | Story Key x10 |
#Pandas #Rare |
Story Summary
monSOLO
"Pandas are cute."
Mammon barges into MC's room to tell them about something he found while watching DevilTube: he's discovered pandas. After going on about how adorable they are, he suggests that there's only one thing to do now. MC can guess he either wants to keep a panda as a pet, or to make money off of them, with the latter being Mammon's idea. He also decides to make MC partner up with him for his new plan.
Lucifer
"At least he's conscious of wh..."
Mammon tells MC that he wouldn't bring actual pandas to the Devildom, as they wouldn't survive there. Instead, he wants to make stuffed pandas that he could sell to other demons, and asks MC to make the sample for him. They look up a sewing tutorial on DevilTube, but it turns out that MC isn't good with sewing, even pricking their finger with the needle. Mammon helps them to take care of the wound, and finishes the stuffed animal. Once it's done, however, Mammon realizes it doesn't resemble a panda at all.
stn
"He sure caught on quickly. Not."
MC can suggest trying the tutorial video again, or watching a different one, and Mammon agrees they should try other videos, such as learning more about pandas first. The two end up watching cute videos of the animals, and then Leviathan shows up, demanding Mammon pay back the money he borrowed. He then notices the video the two were watching, so they explain their idea to him. However, Mammon tells Leviathan he can't join their operation. Leviathan says he doesn't even want to, and asks Mammon why he doesn't get some witches or wizards to make the stuffed pandas for them. Mammon thinks that's an amazing idea, and runs off to get them made. He returns later with the stuffed pandas to show them off to MC. Meanwhile, MC also made a stuffed panda on their own.
AsmoBaby
"I also want one!"
Asmodeus runs into Mammon and MC, telling them he heard about the stuffed panda sale from Leviathan. He and Mammon bicker for a while about Mammon's greed, until Mammon admits he sold the pandas at a fair price. Asmodeus tells Mammon he also wants a stuffed panda, but Mammon says that they've all sold out. Asmodeus points out Mammon still has one in his room, but Mammon tells him that one isn't up for sale. He then brings MC back to his room, where MC can ask why Mammon didn't want to sell the panda to Asmodeus. Mammon explains it's because that one was made by MC. Depending on MC's reply, Mammon will either tell MC that they're important to him, or that he likes MC. MC then can choose to either kiss or hug Mammon, or tell him they have no idea what he's talking about.