The Night the Devilsheep Came Out to Play
Overview[edit]
The Night the Devilsheep Came Out to Play is an audio drama that was released along with Obey Me! The Album on October 11th, 2021. It features Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor counting devilsheep to help MC fall asleep.
Transcript[edit]
Lucifer[edit]
"What's that? You can't sleep? How bothersome. I guess I'll count devilsheep for you then. Just this once though.
1 devilsheep, 2 devilsheep, 3 devilsheep, 4 devilsheep, 5 devilsheep, 6 devilsheep, 7 devilsheep, 8 devilsheep, 9 devilsheep, 10 devilsheep, 11 devilsheep, 12 devilsheep, 13 devilsheep, 14 devilsheep, 15 devilsheep, 16 devilsheep, 17 devilsheep, 18 devilsheep, 19 devilsheep, 20 devilsheep.
Oh, you're still awake? If you were Belphie, you would have been asleep long ago.
21 devilsheep, 22 devilsheep, 23 devilsheep, 24 devilsheep, 25 devilsheep, 26 devilsheep, 27 devilsheep, 28 devilsheep, 29 devilsheep, 30 devilsheep, 31 devilsheep, 32 devilsheep, 33 devilsheep, 34 devilsheep, 35 devilsheep, 36 devilsheep, 37 devilsheep, 38 devilsheep, 39 devilsheep, 40 devilsheep.
You still can't sleep? Were you playing games late into the night with Levi again? I guess I'll have to continue then.
41 devilsheep, 42 devilsheep, 43 devilsheep, 44 devilsheep, 45 devilsheep, 46 devilsheep, 47 devilsheep, 48 devilsheep, 49 devilsheep, 50 devilsheep, 51 devilsheep, 52 devilsheep, 53 devilsheep, 54 devilsheep, 55 devilsheep, 56 devilsheep, 57 devilsheep, 58 devilsheep, 59 devilsheep, 60 devilsheep.
You even trying to sleep? Fine, I understand. I'll keep counting. Close your eyes.
61 devilsheep, 62 devilsheep, 63 devilsheep, 64 devilsheep, 65 devilsheep, 66 devilsheep, 67 devilsheep, 68 devilsheep, 69 devilsheep, 70 devilsheep, 71 devilsheep, 72 devilsheep, 73 devilsheep, 74 devilsheep, 75 devilsheep, 76 devilsheep, 77 devilsheep, 78 devilsheep, 79 devilsheep, 80 devilsheep.
Hmm, you're still awake? If you don't sleep until I count to 100, then I'll make sure you never wake again. Don't look scared, I was merely joking.
81 devilsheep, 82 devilsheep, 83 devilsheep, 84 devilsheep, 85 devilsheep, 86 devilsheep, 87 devilsheep, 88 devilsheep, 89 devilsheep, 90 devilsheep, 91 devilsheep, 92 devilsheep, 93 devilsheep, 94 devilsheep, 95 devilsheep, 96 devilsheep, 97 devilsheep, 98 devilsheep, 99 devilsheep, 100 devilsheep.
It appears that wasn't enough to put you to sleep either. As punishment for forcing me to count 100 devilsheep and not going to sleep, you will not have to listen to Mammon."
Mammon[edit]
What's the big deal with Lucifer randomly orderin' me here? Huh? I have to count devilsheep and put you to sleep?! Why's the Great Mammon gotta do... Cash? For real? All right, I guess I ain't got a choice then.
101 devilsheep, 102 devilsheep, 103 devilsheep, 104 devilsheep, 105 devilsheep, 106 devilsheep, 107 devilsheep, 108 devilsheep, 109 devilsheep, 110 devilsheep, 111 devilsheep, 112 devilsheep, 113 devilsheep, 114 devilsheep, 115 devilsheep, 116 devilsheep, 117 devilsheep, 118 devilsheep, 119 devilsheep, 120 devilsheep.
Hey, how much you think a devilsheep'd fetch ya?
121 devilsheep, 122 devilsheep, 123 devilsheep, 124 devilsheep, 125 devilsheep, 126 devilsheep, 127 devilsheep, 128 devilsheep, 129 devilsheep, 130 devilsheep, 131 devilsheep, 132 devilsheep, 133 devilsheep, 134 devilsheep, 135 devilsheep, 136 devilsheep, 137 devilsheep, 138 devilsheep, 139 devilsheep.
140 devilsheep sold! 141 devilsheep sold! Ah, wait, my bad.
142 devilsheep, 143 devilsheep, 144 devilsheep, 145 devilsheep, 146 devilsheep, 147 devilsheep, 148 devilsheep, 149 devilsheep, 150 devilsheep, 151 devilsheep, 152 devilsheep, 153 devilsheep, 154 devilsheep, 155 devilsheep, 156 devilsheep, 157 devilsheep, 158 devilsheep, 159 devilsheep.
160 casino chips bought with your devilsheep dough. 161 casino chips bought with your devilsheep dough. Ah, sorry, sorry.
162 devilsheep, 163 devilsheep, 164 devilsheep, 165 devilsheep, 166 devilsheep, 167 devilsheep, 168 devilsheep, 169 devilsheep, 170 devilsheep, 171 devilsheep, 172 devilsheep, 173 devilsheep, 174 devilsheep, 175 devilsheep, 176 devilsheep, 177 devilsheep, 178 devilsheep, 179 devilsheep.
180 chips on black! Wait, that's not right.
181 devilsheep, 182 devilsheep, 183 devilsheep, 184 devilsheep, 185 devilsheep, 186 devilsheep, 187 devilsheep, 188 devilsheep, 189 devilsheep, 190 devilsheep, 191 devilsheep, 192 devilsheep, 193 devilsheep, 194 devilsheep, 195 devilsheep, 196 devilsheep, 197 devilsheep, 198 devilsheep, 199 devilsheep, 200 devilsheep.
Come on black, come on, come on! What?! Red?! Ahh, now I have to sell those devilsheep all over again. Hey, you're still awake. Ya know, I should make someone else do this and spend my hard-earned cash at the casino! Talk about killin' two birds with one stone!
Hey, Levi, come here! See ya later!
Leviathan[edit]
"Hey, what's the big deal? Mammon's not even here! What's that? You can't sleep? No problem, let's stay up and play games then! No? Oh, okay... If you insist, then I guess I'll count devilsheep for you. Are you ready?
201 devilsheep, 202 devilsheep, 203 devilsheep, 204 devilsheep, 205 devilsheep, 206 devilsheep, 207 devilsheep, 208 devilsheep, 209 devilsheep, 210 devilsheep, 211 devilsheep, 212 devilsheep, 213 devilsheep, 214 devilsheep, 215 devilsheep, 216 devilsheep, 217 devilsheep, 218 devilsheep, 219 devilsheep.
Level up! Your devilsheep reached level 220!
221 devilsheep, 222 devilsheep, 223 devilsheep, 224 devilsheep, 225 devilsheep, 226 devilsheep, 227 devilsheep, 228 devilsheep, 229 devilsheep, 230 devilsheep, 231 devilsheep, 232 devilsheep, 233 devilsheep, 234 devilsheep, 235 devilsheep, 236 devilsheep, 237 devilsheep, 238 devilsheep, 239 devilsheep.
Critical hit! Your devilsheep hit Mammon for 240 damage.
241 devilsheep, 242 devilsheep, 243 devilsheep, 244 devilsheep, 245 devilsheep, 246 devilsheep, 247 devilsheep, 248 devilsheep, 249 devilsheep, 250 devilsheep, 251 devilsheep, 252 devilsheep, 253 devilsheep, 254 devilsheep, 255 devilsheep, 256 devilsheep, 257 devilsheep, 258 devilsheep, 259 devilsheep.
260 devilsheep fused to become king devilsheep!
261 devilsheep, 262 devilsheep, 263 devilsheep, 264 devilsheep, 265 devilsheep, 266 devilsheep, 267 devilsheep, 268 devilsheep, 269 devilsheep, 270 devilsheep, 271 devilsheep, 272 devilsheep, 273 devilsheep, 274 devilsheep, 275 devilsheep, 276 devilsheep, 277 devilsheep, 278 devilsheep, 279 devilsheep.
280 devilsheep. One casts Sleep. It wasn't very effective.
281 devilsheep, 282 devilsheep, 283 devilsheep, 284 devilsheep, 285 devilsheep, 286 devilsheep, 287 devilsheep, 288 devilsheep, 289 devilsheep, 290 devilsheep, 291 devilsheep, 292 devilsheep, 293 devilsheep, 294 devilsheep, 295 devilsheep, 296 devilsheep, 297 devilsheep, 298 devilsheep, 299 devilsheep, 300 devilsheep.
A wild Satan appeared!"
Satan[edit]
"You can't sleep? Do you want me to pick out and lend you 100 of the best books on sleep? It'd take you all night to read them and you want to sleep now? That is certainly a logical rebuttal. Fine, I'll count devilsheep for you then.
301 devilsheep, 302 devilsheep, 303 devilsheep, 304 devilsheep, 305 devilsheep, 306 devilsheep, 307 devilsheep, 308 devilsheep, 309 devilsheep, 310 devilsheep, 311 devilsheep, 312 devilsheep, 313 devilsheep, 314 devilsheep, 315 devilsheep, 316 devilsheep, 317 devilsheep, 318 devilsheep, 319 devilsheep.
Lucifer falls over 320 times. Yes! Now, this is what you call schadenfreude.
321 devilsheep, 322 devilsheep, 323 devilsheep, 324 devilsheep, 325 devilsheep, 326 devilsheep, 327 devilsheep, 328 devilsheep, 329 devilsheep, 330 devilsheep, 331 devilsheep, 332 devilsheep, 333 devilsheep, 334 devilsheep, 335 devilsheep, 336 devilsheep, 337 devilsheep, 338 devilsheep, 339 devilsheep.
340 cats. Yes, this is true happiness!
341 devilsheep, 342 devilsheep, 343 devilsheep, 344 devilsheep, 345 devilsheep, 346 devilsheep, 347 devilsheep, 348 devilsheep, 349 devilsheep, 350 devilsheep, 351 devilsheep, 352 devilsheep, 353 devilsheep, 354 devilsheep, 355 devilsheep, 356 devilsheep, 357 devilsheep, 358 devilsheep, 359 devilsheep.
360 devilsheep and one is a criminal!
361 devilsheep, 362 devilsheep, 363 devilsheep, 364 devilsheep, 365 devilsheep, 366 devilsheep, 367 devilsheep, 368 devilsheep, 369 devilsheep, 370 devilsheep, 371 devilsheep, 372 devilsheep, 373 devilsheep, 374 devilsheep, 375 devilsheep, 376 devilsheep, 377 devilsheep, 378 devilsheep, 379 devilsheep, 380 devilsheep.
By the way, did you know that devilsheep were nocturnal and don't sleep at night time? So it makes sense to count devilsheep at night. However, in the human world, there is an animal called sheep, no? And you count them, right? But it's wholly contradictory because they are not nocturnal.
Do you know why you count sheep then? There are two theories; because 'sheep' and 'sleep' are similar sounding, and because 'sheep' sounds like the breathing of a sleeping person.
Why did the Devildom and human world begin counting similar animals then? Well, that is... Oh, pardon me. This enthralling conversation must be keeping you awake. Hmm...I wonder why you seem drowsier than ever then. Anyway, let's continue this conversation later.
381 devilsheep, 382 devilsheep, 383 devilsheep, 384 devilsheep, 385 devilsheep, 386 devilsheep, 387 devilsheep, 388 devilsheep, 389 devilsheep, 390 devilsheep, 391 devilsheep, 392 devilsheep, 393 devilsheep, 394 devilsheep, 395 devilsheep, 396 devilsheep, 397 devilsheep, 398 devilsheep, 399 devilsheep, 400 devilsheep.
Interesting, it appears humans don't sleep as easily as cats. I'll go get 1,000 books on sleep to lend you. Oh, no? Okay, but just ask if you ever want to borrow them. Look at the time, I have to go feed the cats. Hey, Asmo, take over for me, will you?"
Asmodeus[edit]
"You can't sleep so you want me to count devilsheep? That's so precious! But it's true that good skin comes from good sleep. That's why they call it beauty sleep! Anyway, I'll start now!
401 beautiful Asmodeuses, 402 beautiful Asmodeuses, 403 beautiful Asmodeuses, 404 beautiful Asmodeuses, 405 beautiful Asmodeuses, 406 beautiful Asmodeuses, 407 beautiful Asmodeuses, 408 beautiful Asmodeuses, 409 beautiful Asmodeuses, 410 beautiful Asmodeuses, 411 beautiful Asmodeuses, 412 beautiful Asmodeuses, 413 beautiful Asmodeuses, 414 beautiful Asmodeuses, 415 beautiful Asmodeuses, 416 beautiful Asmodeuses, 417 beautiful Asmodeuses, 418 beautiful Asmodeuses, 419 beautiful Asmodeuses, 420 beautiful Asmodeuses.
Hm? I haven't been counting devilsheep? Oh, you're right! I was counting myself! Hehe. The thought of little old me is probably keeping you up, isn't it? I'll count properly now, sorry!
421 devilsheep, 422 devilsheep, 423 devilsheep, 424 devilsheep, 425 devilsheep, 426 devilsheep, 427 devilsheep, 428 devilsheep, 429 devilsheep, 430 devilsheep, 431 devilsheep, 432 devilsheep, 433 devilsheep, 434 devilsheep, 435 devilsheep, 436 devilsheep, 437 devilsheep, 438 devilsheep, 439 devilsheep, 440 devilsheep.
Oh, sorry, I was looking at the mirror. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm so captivating. Sorry, where was I? 441 devilsheep?
441 devilsheep, 442 devilsheep, 443 devilsheep, 444 devilsheep who are in love with me, 445 devilsheep who are in love with me, 446 devilsheep who are in love with me, 447 devilsheep who are in love with me, 448 devilsheep who are in love with me, 449 devilsheep who are in love with me, 450 devilsheep who are in love with me, 451 devilsheep who are in love with me, 452 devilsheep who are in love with me, 453 devilsheep who are in love with me, 454 devilsheep who are in love with me, 455 devilsheep who are in love with me, 456 devilsheep who are in love with me, 457 devilsheep who are in love with me, 458 devilsheep who are in love with me, 459 devilsheep who are in love with me, 460 devilsheep who are in love with me.
Hm? You don't want me to make them fall in love with me? I'm sorry, I can't help that they love me so much. Oh, could it be that you're jealous? Don't worry, the only sheep I love is you!
461 of my favorite sheep, 462 of my favorite sheep, 463 of my favorite sheep, 464 of my favorite sheep, 465 of my favorite sheep, 466 of my favorite sheep, 467 of my favorite sheep, 468 of my favorite sheep, 469 of my favorite sheep, 470 of my favorite sheep, 471 of my favorite sheep, 472 of my favorite sheep, 473 of my favorite sheep, 474 of my favorite sheep, 475 of my favorite sheep, 476 of my favorite sheep, 477 of my favorite sheep, 478 of my favorite sheep, 479 of my favorite sheep, 480 of my favorite sheep.
What's wrong? You can't sleep with me counting you? Okay, got it. I'll go back to before then.
481 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 482 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 483 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 484 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 485 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 486 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 487 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 488 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 489 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 490 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 491 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 492 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 493 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 494 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 495 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 496 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 497 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 498 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 499 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you, 500 beautiful Asmodeuses loved by you.
You're still not asleep. My voice must be so beautiful that it's keeping you up. I need to get my beauty sleep too, so I'm going to leave the rest to Beel. I'm off now. Sleep tight."
Beelzebub[edit]
"You can't sleep? I can't sleep when I'm hungry too. Let's go check out the fridge. Oh, no? You want me to count devilsheep? Okay, but are you sure you don't want to go to the fridge? No? Okay...
501 devilsheep, 502 devilsheep, 503 devilsheep, 504 devilsheep, 505 devilsheep, 506 devilsheep, 507 devilsheep, 508 devilsheep, 509 devilsheep, 510 devilsheep, 511 devilsheep, 512 devilsheep, 513 devilsheep, 514 devilsheep, 515 devilsheep, 516 devilsheep, 517 devilsheep, 518 devilsheep, 519 devilsheep.
520 devillamb chops. My bad, I'm so hungry it turned into food.
521 devilsheep, 522 devilsheep, 523 devilsheep, 524 devilsheep, 525 devilsheep, 526 devilsheep, 527 devilsheep, 528 devilsheep, 529 devilsheep, 530 devilsheep, 531 devilsheep, 532 devilsheep, 533 devilsheep, 534 devilsheep, 535 devilsheep, 536 devilsheep, 537 devilsheep, 538 devilsheep, 539 devilsheep.
I want 520 devillamb chops. Oh, no! I'm getting too distracted. Oh, I know!
541 devilsheep, 542 devilsheep, 543 devilsheep, 544 devilsheep, 545 devilsheep, 546 devilsheep, 547 devilsheep, 548 devilsheep, 549 devilsheep, 550 devilsheep, 551 devilsheep, 552 devilsheep, 553 devilsheep, 554 devilsheep, 555 devilsheep, 556 devilsheep, 557 devilsheep, 558 devilsheep, 559 devilsheep, 560 devilsheep.
Counting devilsheep while squatting actually worked!
561 devilsheep, 562 devilsheep, 563 devilsheep, 564 devilsheep, 565 devilsheep, 566 devilsheep, 567 devilsheep, 568 devilsheep, 569 devilsheep, 570 devilsheep, 571 devilsheep, 572 devilsheep, 573 devilsheep, 574 devilsheep, 575 devilsheep, 576 devilsheep, 577 devilsheep, 578 devilsheep, 579 devilsheep.
580 devilsheep! Pushups work too. But now I'm even hungrier than before. You know, it's good to treat yourself sometimes.
581 bowls of curry.
582 bowls of ramen.
583 steaks.
584 plates of yakisoba.
585 bowls of katsudon.
586 frankfurters.
587 slices of pizza.
588 pieces of sushi.
589 hamburgers.
590 bowls of spaghetti.
591 roast turkeys.
592 bowls of borscht.
593 lobsters.
594 meat pies.
595 paella.
596 tacos.
597 bowls of loco moco.
598 bowls of clam chowder.
599 cheeseburgers.
600 cups of pudding.
I can't take this anymore, I'm going to the fridge! If you want to go to sleep, Belphie would do a much better job than me. Hey, Belphie!"
Belphegor[edit]
"Hey, I was sleeping you know? You can't sleep? That's a thing? Okay, whatever, I'll count devilsheep for you then.
601 devilsheep, 602 devilsheep... I can't do this, it's making me too tired. Wake me up when I get to 620.
zzz 601 devilsheep, zzz 602 devilsheep, zzz 603 devilsheep, zzz 604 devilsheep, zzz 605 devilsheep, zzz 606 devilsheep, zzz 607 devilsheep, zzz 608 devilsheep, zzz 609 devilsheep, zzz 610 devilsheep, zzz 611 devilsheep, zzz 612 devilsheep, zzz 613 devilsheep, zzz 614 devilsheep, zzz 615 devilsheep, zzz 616 devilsheep, zzz 617 devilsheep, zzz 618 devilsheep, zzz 619 devilsheep, zzz 620 devilsheep.
We're at 620 already? I can't be bothered... But, all right...
621 devilsheep, 622 devilsheep, 623 devilsheep, 624 devilsheep, 625 devilsheep, 626 devilsheep, 627 devilsheep, 628 devilsheep, 629 devilsheep, 630 devilsheep, 631 devilsheep, 632 devilsheep, 633 devilsheep, 634 devilsheep, 635 devilsheep, 636 devilsheep, 637 devilsheep, 638 devilsheep, 639 devilsheep, 640 devilsheep.
I'm not sure I can do this. I'm so tired. All right, you've got this Belphie!
641 devilsheep, 642 devilsheep, 643 devilsheep, 644 devilsheep, 645 devilsheep, 646 devilsheep, 647 devilsheep, 648 devilsheep, 649 devilsheep, 650 devilsheep, 651 devilsheep, 652 devilsheep, 653 devilsheep, 654 devilsheep, 655 devilsheep, 656 devilsheep, 657 devilsheep, 658 devilsheep, 659 devilsheep, 660 devilsheep.
I can't keep my eyes open. I want to go to bed so badly, so I'm going to up the pace.
661 devilsheep, 662 devilsheep, 663 devilsheep, 664 devilsheep, 665 devilsheep, 666 devilsheep, 667 devilsheep, 668 devilsheep, 669 devilsheep, 670 devilsheep, 671 devilsheep, 672 devilsheep, 673 devilsheep, 674 devilsheep, 675 devilsheep, 676 devilsheep, 677 devilsheep, 678 devilsheep, 679 devilsheep, 680 devilsheep.
Finally at 680. The rest...will be a...piece of cake. Here I go.
681 devilsheep, 682 devilsheep, 683 devilsheep, 684 devilsheep, 685 devilsheep, 686 devilsheep, 687 devilsheep, 688 devilsheep, 689 devilsheep, 690 devilsheep, 691 devilsheep, 692 devilsheep, 693 devilsheep, 694 devilsheep, 695 devilsheep.
696 devilsheep... zzz..."
Everyone: "Good night."
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